Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Are these enough for a man to know after 50 years of marriage?

A couple is celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in a lovely restaurant. They were talking about how happy their marriage has been and still is.



The husband says, %26quot;We have been married for so long, 50 wonderful years, but there is something I have been meaning to ask you.%26quot;



%26quot;Yes, dear, anything you want,%26quot; replies the wife.



%26quot;Have you always been faithful? Come on, you can tell me; we have been married for so long nothing can change that.%26quot;



Shocked as she was she figured she owed him the truth.



%26quot;I have been unfaithful three times,%26quot; she says. %26quot;Remember when you were going to lose the business and you desperately needed a loan, but none of the banks you went to gave you one. And then, on the weekend, one of the bank managers came to the house and gave it to you. Well that was the first time.%26quot;



%26quot;I am shocked, but also I love you dearly because you sacrificed yourself to save me from bankruptcy. What about the 2nd time?%26quot; he asks.Are these enough for a man to know after 50 years of marriage?
good one.....excellent

very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

.....good job.....keep up the good ones





Do you Remember

This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, %26quot;Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning?%26quot; %26quot;Yes,%26quot; he replies, %26quot;We was eating breakfast in the nude.%26quot; %26quot;That's right,%26quot; she says, %26quot;Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings?%26quot; %26quot;OK, %26quot;he agrees.

Later, as they were eating, she says %26quot;Pa. I think it's working. My **** are as warm for you now as they ever were.%26quot; %26quot;Well, they ought to be,%26quot; he says. %26quot;You got one **** hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal.%26quot;Are these enough for a man to know after 50 years of marriage?
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